I don’t think anyone got this one mostly because I think they were expecting that it was going to take too long.
Here’s the clue:
Sail with me on a 3 hour cruise A storm hits us hard but we must not lose Take any port in a storm Just to get some place warm There's only one there; which do you choose? bsidesrocxehooxr.onion
Most picked up that my terrible poem was to try and guess which port the service was running on. I thought this would be an interesting challenge to either try to adapt a port scanner to use a socks proxy or script it. I think people assumed that they’d have to scan 65535 ports but it was hosted on port 1080/TCP which is above 1024 I know but I was hoping that it would be a common port that a scanner would hit.
The ways off the top of my head you could figure this out: